Don't Trust Women
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the beautiful woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look
at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens
it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."